Post by FezNTFC on Apr 26, 2009 20:07:56 GMT
Welcome back to In The Spotlight. In a Doctor Who-like, Take That-like reform, I will one again be your presenter. This week see's the polite interrogation of our resident WUM, Claret Fairy. The questions are interesting, crazy, whacky, serious, personal, intimate, and some are just downright rude!!
Picture: Claret Fairy in action.
Personal:
What is your name?
My name is Enya Waples. I also have a number of nicknames; Waps, Enyo, Wap-les, Waffles, Chav, CF, Fairy, Tooth Fairy and Brighton. I haven't got a clue why about half of them!
How old are you?
I'm Seventeen years young.
Which city/town/village do you currently live in?
A semi-rural Village called Wollaston. I'm going to out-do Fezzy babes and say: Wollaston is the birth place of Dr. Martins shoes, we have a road named Bell End and more importantly we have some Llamas, Alpacas and a pony all in the same field.
Wollaston: Home of Dr.Martens, Birth place of Henry Keep and Fez's dad, DJ'ing location of John Peel.
Tell us one thing we don't know about you?
Hmmm, well as I'm rubbish at keeping secrets so most of you know a lot about me! I'll go for the fact that I have performed at the Royal Albert Hall in London.
Have you got an "Other Half"?
Nah, I can't be doing with it right now, and it's not that I haven't had any offers . On the other hand I have a Wife called Amanda.
What school do you go to?
I go to Wrenn School. I used to go to Wollaston School but they chucked me out for being too much of a rebel. I also went to Wollaston Primary School.
What subjects do you study and what are your favourite ones?
I do English, History and Psychology. Now I would say Psychology but Ferret will think it's because of who teaches it, so I will go with History.
What is your Goal in life?
I hate these sorts of questions, they make me think. I don't know really, I'll go with being happy.
What is your favourite:
Band?
I like any music if I'm honest, but at the moment I'm loving The Saturdays and Beyonce.
Album?
As above I don't really have one, but I like I Am Sasha Fierce at the moment.
Film?
Not really a film person me but I adore Billy Elliot.
TV Programme?
I don't watch that much TV, I usually watch Eastenders though. I enjoy the Apprentice as well.
Dinner Guest?
Dunno! I know Sam is expecting me to say Mark Bunn here.....but..hmm...I'll say my Great Auntie Cathy, I haven't seen her in years and she's one of the nicest people you will meet.
Meal?
Hoisin Duck. Cant beat it. Although I love Mexican food.
Celebrity partner?
I'm going to go for Mark Bunn...but that bloke who used to be in spooks aint bad.
Mark Bunn who happens to be with Claret Fairy
Football:
Who is your favourite Cobblers player ever?
Scott McGleish, because he is lovely. (You were all expecting me to say Mark Bunn...)
Who is your favourite current Cobblers player?
Ikechi Anya..because A) He has a cool name B) Has nice Boots and C) coz what ive seen so far of him he's pretty good!
What was your first football match? Score? Where was it? Ect
Well I haven't been a Cobbler for that long so I can remember, we played Bristol Rovers at Sixfields, we won 4-0 and it was on 19th November 2005. In fact I can even find the match report!
Your favourite Cobblers memory?
Going up in 2006 was nice, ran round the pitch like a lemon and I walked past Luke Chambers and didn't even notice. In the same season getting a last minute goal against Grimsby was brilliant...all them balloons...beating Bolton was cool too..
Your worst Cobblers memory?
In my short time as a Cobbler there's been a few but I will go with losing to Barnet in the FA Cup..
Opposition player you love to despise?
Billy Sharp. Need I say more?
Best goal you've ever seen live?
Bradley Johnsons are usually pretty good. One of his many I will say. (There's too many to list).
Worst blunder you've ever seen live?
Lee Harper running out of goal like a lemon and missing the ball completely and then leaving an open goal for Brentford to score. I didn't half swear. Although Mark Bunn started playing for us because of that!!
Do you play for a team yourself? Who are they? What league are you in?
Nah, I'm too lazy. More of a netballer anyhow.
RHF:
Why did you join RHF?
Because I heard Paul and Ferret waffling on about some April fools joke involving Bismarck and I thought I would take a nosey. I think Tyler tried to get me to sign up before that though.
Who is your favourite RHF member and why?
No one. I hate you all
What is your favourite thread on RHF?
Another one I hate...hmmm...now as I reading Sams in the spotlight yesterday and saw how much we were bickering over that Bloke from Brighton and it cracked me up big style so I will go with that one.
In a fight to the death between you, Sam, DiamondGeezer and Bigmouth, who would come where and why?
Now, this is easy. Oh Dan wouldn't stand a chance...I would just make him jealous somehow or another and he would go off and cry. As for Bigmouth I would just call him Chuck and he would get annoyed and leave. As for Sam, well that different! We would have a massive bitch fight but then end up eating scones and drinking a cup of tea whilst talking about the weather. But I would poison Sams scone so she would die. So I win
Questions from the Members:
Can you spell Leicester, without looking at how I spelt it in the question?
In a word. No.
Do you use ebuddy messenger, and if so, why?
I do indeed, it's all because my dear Father thinks that MSN buggers up your computer and won¡¦t let me have it. So I use Ebuddy and Meebo. I just have to hide it!
You admit to being a bit of a WUM and won the title last year...what attracts you back to RHF?
Hmmm I don't know, I mean I'm a member of a few forums but don't bother posting. There seems to be some sort of magnet for me to this place! Although I know a few members personally so it could be that. I like being a WUM, it's funny!
What is your outlook on life in general?
Well as you all know, it hasn't been easy for me lately, but I never give up. I'll get there in the end! So I spose I can be positive towards life, even if it doesn't feel like it sometimes.
What are your career plans after Uni?
I was thinking along the lines of a history teacher but I've changed my mind a bit recently and I¡¦m thinking more along the lines of Heritage work such as archives, museums, conservation, historic buildings etc.
Have you a Mr Right at the moment?
Hmmm who asked this I wonder? As I said earlier I don't right now.
How often do you get to Sixfields?
I've missed one home game (In which a big fight broke out in the west stand. I miss out on all the fun!) since my first game in November 2006, this includes all cup games. I've also been to a few reserve games and I get the coach for away games from Sixfields too.
If you could sign one player for the Cobblers, who would it be?
Right now, someone like Robbie Keane, purely because we have no one who can score goals right now and we really need a striker!! So time to Spurs players [/i]
Spurs and the Cobblers are in a fight to the death. Which one do you save?
Ha ha I wondered if someone would ask something like this, I would have to be Cobblers. Every time.
If you were cooking a cottage pie, what kind of potato would you use?
I would use King Edward potatoes. Due to the fact it's wonderful for light, fluffy mash, other than that I would use Mr. Mash.
The King Edward Potato.
Are you having an affair with your form tutor?
Now, I have no idea where this rumour has come from! I mean my form tutor does have his own collection of my bus tickets, he lets me call him Dave and he thought I asked him for a date the other day but no I can assure you I am not having an affair with my form tutor! Although I think he is having an affair with my other psychology teacher, as they both appeared out of a cupboard 10 minutes into the lesson!!
Picture: Claret Fairy in action.
Personal:
What is your name?
My name is Enya Waples. I also have a number of nicknames; Waps, Enyo, Wap-les, Waffles, Chav, CF, Fairy, Tooth Fairy and Brighton. I haven't got a clue why about half of them!
How old are you?
I'm Seventeen years young.
Which city/town/village do you currently live in?
A semi-rural Village called Wollaston. I'm going to out-do Fezzy babes and say: Wollaston is the birth place of Dr. Martins shoes, we have a road named Bell End and more importantly we have some Llamas, Alpacas and a pony all in the same field.
Wollaston: Home of Dr.Martens, Birth place of Henry Keep and Fez's dad, DJ'ing location of John Peel.
Tell us one thing we don't know about you?
Hmmm, well as I'm rubbish at keeping secrets so most of you know a lot about me! I'll go for the fact that I have performed at the Royal Albert Hall in London.
Have you got an "Other Half"?
Nah, I can't be doing with it right now, and it's not that I haven't had any offers . On the other hand I have a Wife called Amanda.
What school do you go to?
I go to Wrenn School. I used to go to Wollaston School but they chucked me out for being too much of a rebel. I also went to Wollaston Primary School.
What subjects do you study and what are your favourite ones?
I do English, History and Psychology. Now I would say Psychology but Ferret will think it's because of who teaches it, so I will go with History.
What is your Goal in life?
I hate these sorts of questions, they make me think. I don't know really, I'll go with being happy.
What is your favourite:
Band?
I like any music if I'm honest, but at the moment I'm loving The Saturdays and Beyonce.
Album?
As above I don't really have one, but I like I Am Sasha Fierce at the moment.
Film?
Not really a film person me but I adore Billy Elliot.
TV Programme?
I don't watch that much TV, I usually watch Eastenders though. I enjoy the Apprentice as well.
Dinner Guest?
Dunno! I know Sam is expecting me to say Mark Bunn here.....but..hmm...I'll say my Great Auntie Cathy, I haven't seen her in years and she's one of the nicest people you will meet.
Meal?
Hoisin Duck. Cant beat it. Although I love Mexican food.
Celebrity partner?
I'm going to go for Mark Bunn...but that bloke who used to be in spooks aint bad.
Mark Bunn who happens to be with Claret Fairy
Football:
Who is your favourite Cobblers player ever?
Scott McGleish, because he is lovely. (You were all expecting me to say Mark Bunn...)
Who is your favourite current Cobblers player?
Ikechi Anya..because A) He has a cool name B) Has nice Boots and C) coz what ive seen so far of him he's pretty good!
What was your first football match? Score? Where was it? Ect
Well I haven't been a Cobbler for that long so I can remember, we played Bristol Rovers at Sixfields, we won 4-0 and it was on 19th November 2005. In fact I can even find the match report!
Your favourite Cobblers memory?
Going up in 2006 was nice, ran round the pitch like a lemon and I walked past Luke Chambers and didn't even notice. In the same season getting a last minute goal against Grimsby was brilliant...all them balloons...beating Bolton was cool too..
Your worst Cobblers memory?
In my short time as a Cobbler there's been a few but I will go with losing to Barnet in the FA Cup..
Opposition player you love to despise?
Billy Sharp. Need I say more?
Best goal you've ever seen live?
Bradley Johnsons are usually pretty good. One of his many I will say. (There's too many to list).
Worst blunder you've ever seen live?
Lee Harper running out of goal like a lemon and missing the ball completely and then leaving an open goal for Brentford to score. I didn't half swear. Although Mark Bunn started playing for us because of that!!
Do you play for a team yourself? Who are they? What league are you in?
Nah, I'm too lazy. More of a netballer anyhow.
RHF:
Why did you join RHF?
Because I heard Paul and Ferret waffling on about some April fools joke involving Bismarck and I thought I would take a nosey. I think Tyler tried to get me to sign up before that though.
Who is your favourite RHF member and why?
No one. I hate you all
What is your favourite thread on RHF?
Another one I hate...hmmm...now as I reading Sams in the spotlight yesterday and saw how much we were bickering over that Bloke from Brighton and it cracked me up big style so I will go with that one.
In a fight to the death between you, Sam, DiamondGeezer and Bigmouth, who would come where and why?
Now, this is easy. Oh Dan wouldn't stand a chance...I would just make him jealous somehow or another and he would go off and cry. As for Bigmouth I would just call him Chuck and he would get annoyed and leave. As for Sam, well that different! We would have a massive bitch fight but then end up eating scones and drinking a cup of tea whilst talking about the weather. But I would poison Sams scone so she would die. So I win
Questions from the Members:
Can you spell Leicester, without looking at how I spelt it in the question?
In a word. No.
Do you use ebuddy messenger, and if so, why?
I do indeed, it's all because my dear Father thinks that MSN buggers up your computer and won¡¦t let me have it. So I use Ebuddy and Meebo. I just have to hide it!
You admit to being a bit of a WUM and won the title last year...what attracts you back to RHF?
Hmmm I don't know, I mean I'm a member of a few forums but don't bother posting. There seems to be some sort of magnet for me to this place! Although I know a few members personally so it could be that. I like being a WUM, it's funny!
What is your outlook on life in general?
Well as you all know, it hasn't been easy for me lately, but I never give up. I'll get there in the end! So I spose I can be positive towards life, even if it doesn't feel like it sometimes.
What are your career plans after Uni?
I was thinking along the lines of a history teacher but I've changed my mind a bit recently and I¡¦m thinking more along the lines of Heritage work such as archives, museums, conservation, historic buildings etc.
Have you a Mr Right at the moment?
Hmmm who asked this I wonder? As I said earlier I don't right now.
How often do you get to Sixfields?
I've missed one home game (In which a big fight broke out in the west stand. I miss out on all the fun!) since my first game in November 2006, this includes all cup games. I've also been to a few reserve games and I get the coach for away games from Sixfields too.
If you could sign one player for the Cobblers, who would it be?
Right now, someone like Robbie Keane, purely because we have no one who can score goals right now and we really need a striker!! So time to Spurs players [/i]
Spurs and the Cobblers are in a fight to the death. Which one do you save?
Ha ha I wondered if someone would ask something like this, I would have to be Cobblers. Every time.
If you were cooking a cottage pie, what kind of potato would you use?
I would use King Edward potatoes. Due to the fact it's wonderful for light, fluffy mash, other than that I would use Mr. Mash.
The King Edward Potato.
Are you having an affair with your form tutor?
Now, I have no idea where this rumour has come from! I mean my form tutor does have his own collection of my bus tickets, he lets me call him Dave and he thought I asked him for a date the other day but no I can assure you I am not having an affair with my form tutor! Although I think he is having an affair with my other psychology teacher, as they both appeared out of a cupboard 10 minutes into the lesson!!