Post by FezNTFC on Jun 29, 2008 13:38:50 GMT
Welcome to the very first RHF: In The Spotlight. I am FezNTFC, and i will be asking questions about the members of RHF. The questions are interesting, crazy, whacky, serious, personal, intimate, and some are just downright rude!!
The first member in the hotseat is the creator of this fine forum. BelperRam. So here goes.
Picture: Oliver Cluskey in action.
Personal:
What is your name?
Nice and easy start, Oliver Melvyne Cluskey
How old are you?
I am 15 years old.
Which city/town/village do you currently live in?
I live in the wonderful place that is Derbyshire
Tell us one thing we don't know about you?
I'm half Geordie, please don't think any less of me
Have you got an "Other Half"?
Fez should know that himself
What school do you go to?
Belper School.
What subjects do you study and what are your favourite ones?
I study Maths, English, Food Science, Science, ICT, P.E, R.E, French and History. My favourite ones are History, Maths and English.
What is your Goal in life?
To meet Fezzybabes!
What is your favourite:
Band?
The Beatles.
Album?
Vida La Vida
Film?
Shallow Hal.
TV Programme?
Top Gear.
Dinner Guest?
Frankie Boyle for entertainment purposes
Meal?
Chicken Curry.
Celebrity partner?
Jennifer Anniston
Football:
Who is your favourite Derby player ever?
Igor Stimac, an absolute rock in defence who gave 100% and never let us down.
Who is your favourite current Derby player?
It's hard to choose because they're all so poo, but I'll go with Stephen Bywater, purely for shouting: "Get you rat out!!!" on national TV after the playoff final
What was your first football match? Score? Where was it? ect
Derby Vs Charlton, 2001, at Pride Park, we drew 1-1 if my memory serves me right.
Your favourite Derby memory?
Probably going to Wembley and see us get promoted.
Your worst Derby memory?
This season, it has depressed me and I don't know what a win feels like!
Opposition player you love to despise?
Dennis Wise, the monkey'sing oompa lumpa c**t!
Best goal you've ever seen live?
Petrov's for Aston Villa was pretty darn brilliant.
Worst blunder you've ever seen live?
We were playing against F*rest, and a Forest player passed back to the goalie, only for the ball to hit a coffee cup, causing the keeper to slice it straight to our player to tap in, comedy gold.
Do you play for a team yourself? Who are they? What league are you in?
Nope, I'm too poo unfortunately.
RHF:
What inspired you to create RHF?
Nothing, spur of the moment because of boredom.
Who is your favourite RHF member and why?
Too many to choose from, but probably Fez as I've got to know him the most out of anyone and he reminds me of myself sometimes, and I just love his sexiness! ;D
What is your favourite thread on RHF?
Has to be the Why Does Fez Where A Fez thread, legendary stuff.
In a fight to the death between you, Wolvensam, FezNTFC and Tyler, who would come where and why?
Hmmm a tough one, on one hand Sam has the Brummy viciousness that comes naturally, Fez has the weight factor, Tyler's the little terrior whos lanky arms could hurt anyone, and then you have me, well, enough said
But I'll have to go with Sam, I'm terrified of her at times!
Questions from the Members:
Did you ever contemplate supporting another team last season considering how awful Derby were, and if so, who did you contemplate supporting?
Nah, nothing could ever make me change my allegiance, no matter how pooe we were, I truely am Derby til i die.
Have you ever contemplated changing your name, and if so, what to?
I have, and my desired name would be Mr. Jellymonkey's Bungywungyflaps.
During the time you have supported Derby, who would you say is your all time favourite manager?
Jim Smith, the bald eagle!
You have to nominate two of your fellow RHFers for eviction. Please give the names of the two people you would like to nominate, and give full and frank reasons for these nominations.
My first nomination would be FezNTFC, as he's always eating all the food and we need it to last.
My second nomination would be Tyler, as he never cooperates in the RHF tasks, and he's always creating a bad atmosphere in the RHF house.
*Leaves diary room*
Have you lost your virginity? Is yes, give details (non graphic ones preferably!)
Nah, no-where near, I'm pooe with girls.
Describe yourself in 5 words.
Funny, lanky, sexy, god, awesome.
Have you ever supported a different football team during your life?
Nope, never have, never will.
Your ideal date?
One at a fancy restaurant, with a smoking hot babe
Your ideal partner?
A tall, blonde (so i don't have to keep looking down all the time), who has a sense of humour and a nice personality, who is also quite intelligent too.
Have you ever fancied someone off of this forum?
You'll have to ask Sam
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Well there we go. Thanks a lot to BelperRam for being interrogated, and thanks to the members who submitted questions.
Thankyou.
The first member in the hotseat is the creator of this fine forum. BelperRam. So here goes.
Picture: Oliver Cluskey in action.
Personal:
What is your name?
Nice and easy start, Oliver Melvyne Cluskey
How old are you?
I am 15 years old.
Which city/town/village do you currently live in?
I live in the wonderful place that is Derbyshire
Tell us one thing we don't know about you?
I'm half Geordie, please don't think any less of me
Have you got an "Other Half"?
Fez should know that himself
What school do you go to?
Belper School.
What subjects do you study and what are your favourite ones?
I study Maths, English, Food Science, Science, ICT, P.E, R.E, French and History. My favourite ones are History, Maths and English.
What is your Goal in life?
To meet Fezzybabes!
What is your favourite:
Band?
The Beatles.
Album?
Vida La Vida
Film?
Shallow Hal.
TV Programme?
Top Gear.
Dinner Guest?
Frankie Boyle for entertainment purposes
Meal?
Chicken Curry.
Celebrity partner?
Jennifer Anniston
Football:
Who is your favourite Derby player ever?
Igor Stimac, an absolute rock in defence who gave 100% and never let us down.
Who is your favourite current Derby player?
It's hard to choose because they're all so poo, but I'll go with Stephen Bywater, purely for shouting: "Get you rat out!!!" on national TV after the playoff final
What was your first football match? Score? Where was it? ect
Derby Vs Charlton, 2001, at Pride Park, we drew 1-1 if my memory serves me right.
Your favourite Derby memory?
Probably going to Wembley and see us get promoted.
Your worst Derby memory?
This season, it has depressed me and I don't know what a win feels like!
Opposition player you love to despise?
Dennis Wise, the monkey'sing oompa lumpa c**t!
Best goal you've ever seen live?
Petrov's for Aston Villa was pretty darn brilliant.
Worst blunder you've ever seen live?
We were playing against F*rest, and a Forest player passed back to the goalie, only for the ball to hit a coffee cup, causing the keeper to slice it straight to our player to tap in, comedy gold.
Do you play for a team yourself? Who are they? What league are you in?
Nope, I'm too poo unfortunately.
RHF:
What inspired you to create RHF?
Nothing, spur of the moment because of boredom.
Who is your favourite RHF member and why?
Too many to choose from, but probably Fez as I've got to know him the most out of anyone and he reminds me of myself sometimes, and I just love his sexiness! ;D
What is your favourite thread on RHF?
Has to be the Why Does Fez Where A Fez thread, legendary stuff.
In a fight to the death between you, Wolvensam, FezNTFC and Tyler, who would come where and why?
Hmmm a tough one, on one hand Sam has the Brummy viciousness that comes naturally, Fez has the weight factor, Tyler's the little terrior whos lanky arms could hurt anyone, and then you have me, well, enough said
But I'll have to go with Sam, I'm terrified of her at times!
Questions from the Members:
Did you ever contemplate supporting another team last season considering how awful Derby were, and if so, who did you contemplate supporting?
Nah, nothing could ever make me change my allegiance, no matter how pooe we were, I truely am Derby til i die.
Have you ever contemplated changing your name, and if so, what to?
I have, and my desired name would be Mr. Jellymonkey's Bungywungyflaps.
During the time you have supported Derby, who would you say is your all time favourite manager?
Jim Smith, the bald eagle!
You have to nominate two of your fellow RHFers for eviction. Please give the names of the two people you would like to nominate, and give full and frank reasons for these nominations.
My first nomination would be FezNTFC, as he's always eating all the food and we need it to last.
My second nomination would be Tyler, as he never cooperates in the RHF tasks, and he's always creating a bad atmosphere in the RHF house.
*Leaves diary room*
Have you lost your virginity? Is yes, give details (non graphic ones preferably!)
Nah, no-where near, I'm pooe with girls.
Describe yourself in 5 words.
Funny, lanky, sexy, god, awesome.
Have you ever supported a different football team during your life?
Nope, never have, never will.
Your ideal date?
One at a fancy restaurant, with a smoking hot babe
Your ideal partner?
A tall, blonde (so i don't have to keep looking down all the time), who has a sense of humour and a nice personality, who is also quite intelligent too.
Have you ever fancied someone off of this forum?
You'll have to ask Sam
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Well there we go. Thanks a lot to BelperRam for being interrogated, and thanks to the members who submitted questions.
Thankyou.