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Post by Mark Cunningham on Sept 6, 2008 12:54:41 GMT
Basically this is a game where you have to 'corrupt' someone's wish. Eg. I wish I had a basketball. Then the next poster would say: Granted, but it's flat, then they'll post a wish, and so on, if you get that I'll start: I wish Chelsea would get relegated.
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Post by Wolvensam on Sept 6, 2008 13:41:41 GMT
Granted, but the team who finished above them will suffer a points deduction during the summer which will mean that Chelsea will still be playing in the Premier League next season.
I wish Michael Kightly would commit his entire football career to Wolves.
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Post by arover on Sept 6, 2008 13:45:06 GMT
Granted but then Wolves will be very upset when they discover he has paedophilic tendencies.
I wish the legacy of Margaret Thatcher could be permanently wiped away.
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Post by Tyler on Sept 6, 2008 14:13:12 GMT
Granted but your wife will find some incriminating evidence of you sleeping with Maggie.
I wish RHF was bigger
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Post by Mark Cunningham on Sept 6, 2008 17:25:41 GMT
Granted but it's taken over by Russian Billionaires.
I wish England players had some passion for once.
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Post by Enya_NTFC on Sept 6, 2008 19:14:10 GMT
Granted but they will lose every game for the next 10 years
I wish that cobblers would not play pooe
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Post by Mark Cunningham on Sept 6, 2008 22:01:48 GMT
Granted but thats because they've been demoted to Ble Square Premier.
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Post by stealth1039 on Sept 9, 2008 11:09:39 GMT
Where's the wish Olly?
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Post by Mark Cunningham on Sept 9, 2008 15:25:45 GMT
Oops I wish I was a millionaire.
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Post by Bismarck on Sept 9, 2008 15:36:34 GMT
Granted,but money never bought you happiness....
I wish Wrexham won the Champions League...
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Post by Mark Cunningham on Sept 9, 2008 16:09:49 GMT
Granted, but they were thrown out for match fixing. I wish Derby would win a game!
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Post by Bismarck on Sept 9, 2008 21:17:08 GMT
Granted,but they only won that game all season and were relegated....
I wish I was 21 again......
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Post by stealth1039 on Sept 9, 2008 21:46:03 GMT
Granted but that will be the upper age limit for ethanasia.
I wish all war would end (who's the unfeeling bastard that'll screw that one up!)
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Post by Bismarck on Sept 10, 2008 1:23:47 GMT
Granted,but this will mean the total collapse of the entire army bootlace industry of the Outer Hebrides...
I wish world poverty could be ended....!
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Post by stealth1039 on Sept 10, 2008 8:34:35 GMT
Well dodged Otto! That wouldn't be too disastrous as the entire Outer Hebrides army bootlace industry is only Jock MacHamish & his dog anyway.
Granted - but that would mean the wealthy having to pay taxes in proportion to their earnings to reduce the poverty gap.
Oh sorry - there's supposed to be a downside isn't there!
I wish there were fairies at the bottom of my garden.
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Post by Mark Cunningham on Sept 10, 2008 15:27:39 GMT
Granted but they are evil fairies that prey on humans.
I wish chavs didn't exist.
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Post by Wolvensam on Sept 10, 2008 15:33:31 GMT
Granted, but the people who were previously chavs would still commit crime and pollute society.
I wish I could move out of Wolverhampton.
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Post by Bismarck on Sept 10, 2008 15:34:44 GMT
Granted,but Primark and George of Asda became national icons...
I wish Alan Titchmarsh was PM.....
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Post by Mark Cunningham on Sept 10, 2008 15:46:49 GMT
Granted but he turns all football stadiums into garden centres....
I wish England would win something.
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Post by Bismarck on Sept 10, 2008 15:50:57 GMT
Granted,but it was the Ashes Series and monkey's the footie..... I wish Wales would Qualify for the World Cup?
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Post by Mark Cunningham on Sept 10, 2008 15:52:53 GMT
Granted but they get humiliated with the results.
I wish teachers gave students some respect.
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Post by Bismarck on Sept 10, 2008 15:55:12 GMT
(Just qualifying would do!)
Granted but it was only at Primary School level and nobody knew!
I wish Britain would become as warm as Spain...
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Post by Mark Cunningham on Sept 10, 2008 15:57:35 GMT
Granted but that's because of severe global warming.
I wish Forest were relegated to League One this season.
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Post by Wolvensam on Sept 10, 2008 16:03:26 GMT
Granted, but Derby will be relegated with them.
I wish Wolves would win the Championship this season.
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Post by Mark Cunningham on Sept 10, 2008 16:09:44 GMT
Granted, but in pre-season the FA Decides to keep the same 20 teams in the Premier League every year!
I wish Pride Park will host a match in the world cup!
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Post by gerry09 on Sept 10, 2008 17:23:56 GMT
Granted but Pride Park is shut down after the vargrants from the Homeless World Cup take up squatters rights I wish I could get paid my existing wage not to turn up to work and live a relaxing life...
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Post by Mark Cunningham on Sept 10, 2008 17:33:11 GMT
Granted but it's at the expense of starving children...
I wish school didn't work me so hard.
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Post by gerry09 on Sept 10, 2008 17:52:45 GMT
I could handle that, there are plenty starving just now and we seem to justify it... Granted but you just got kicked out of school and you're family are disgusted and kick you out I wish cigarettes were illegal and ceased to be
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Post by Bismarck on Sept 10, 2008 17:59:31 GMT
Granted,but opium replaced it to keep the masses happy....
I wish I had the powers of Superman
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Post by gerry09 on Sept 10, 2008 18:15:54 GMT
Granted but you have his horse riding skills too I wish I had all the money I'll ever need
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